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Could, perhaps, alcohol have played a part here?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2015 at 11:28 AM
Santa, spreading holiday fear, "hired" or hijacked by Homeland Security, who's motto may be "where ya gonna run, or hide?"
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2015 at 01:00 PM
Have the police investigated the possibility that the resident is, in fact, naughty? Santa would know that.
Posted by: FredKey | December 22, 2015 at 05:09 PM
Maybe it was Krampus. Or Kramer in a Santa suit looking for Festivus.
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2015 at 02:43 PM