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Soon every vehicle will have a Starbucks; why not a Hooters ?
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2015 at 04:47 PM
No women drivers?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2015 at 04:47 PM
That may be overstepping things somewhat. Start with a hands-free policy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2015 at 04:54 PM
Isn't that a Dr Seuss book..."Horton hears a Hooter" ?
Posted by: Le Dud | December 29, 2015 at 04:59 PM
Sam Drucker blew his top and had a heart attack when he misread the headline. He thought the government was going to ban Hootereville.
This is news from that fictional state of Kansas in Brownbackistan.
Posted by: funny man | December 29, 2015 at 05:30 PM
some women drive men to drink
i make 'em walk
Posted by: ligirl | December 29, 2015 at 06:39 PM
I'd like to know why the Governor, the High Court Chief Justice, fire engines and ambulances should have all the fun ...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2015 at 07:06 PM
titular figureheads, meanie ?
Posted by: ligirl | December 29, 2015 at 07:29 PM
Still racking my brain.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2015 at 08:04 PM
An area library made a point of banning parking in their lot for a nearby soccer fields. Their fear was that traffic would disrupt their patron experience. I asked one of the parents who worked for an over-the-road truck manufacturer to see if air horns could be tuned to allow rigs to pull up, play a tune, and leave before the police could arrive.
It turns out that horns in the US are tuned to F so drivers recognize an alert. Honking truly is telling people ""What the F?"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 29, 2015 at 09:15 PM
All your hooters are belong to us.
Posted by: FredKey | December 30, 2015 at 06:34 AM
lol at ligirl making the men walk. :)
Posted by: maryqos | December 30, 2015 at 08:40 AM
AHOY, DAVE & MATEYS ! ! ! WAKE UP, JUDI ! ! !
> > > > > * BLARES HOOTERS * < < < < <
Posted by: ligirl | December 30, 2015 at 08:52 AM
The Hooters in India sell pretty good cow dung patties, I heard.
Posted by: Qaz | December 30, 2015 at 12:59 PM
Honk if you love hooters!
Hoot if you love honkers!
Turn on the a/c if you have to!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2015 at 01:31 PM
Nice hooters, Ligirl!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 30, 2015 at 01:49 PM
*>>>@-@<<<*
*flashes high beams* at Hammond Rye
Posted by: ligirl | December 30, 2015 at 02:03 PM