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I saw Hair Trigger open for Gene Autry. I'm really old an unapproachable.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2015 at 04:41 PM
I blame Mark Zuckerberg.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2015 at 04:45 PM
Got his spoiler alert mixed up with his trigger warning.
Posted by: FredKey | December 22, 2015 at 05:08 PM
Hope he didn't spoil the part where C-3PO comes out of the closet and marries a Sith Lord.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2015 at 05:52 PM
Roy's mother asked why her son was being arrested since it was only a BB gun in the photo
Okay, then. Beginning to see where this guy's fine upbringing went wrong.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 22, 2015 at 05:59 PM
But what if the boy shoots first?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2015 at 06:00 PM
Are you sure that Arthur Charles Roy isn't a alias that Dick Cheney uses?
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2015 at 09:34 PM
1) Lewis & Clark County, not Flathead.
2) Are they leaking spoilers by hinting that BB-8 has a gun ?
3) When I heard that Obi-Wan and Yoda made appearances, I wondered why anyone would be shocked when they learned that.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 22, 2015 at 11:17 PM
Thanks a lot padraig. *SMACK*
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2015 at 10:02 AM
I looked up the meaning of "sith" in relation to Padraig's comment.
It means "since" or perhaps "past" as in Past Lord. Note one anagram of "sith" is "this."
Not to be confused with Sithy.
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2015 at 02:34 PM
The Force is strong in that one......
Posted by: Le Dud | December 23, 2015 at 03:24 PM