HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA BOATING LICENSE
Port Charlotte man resists arrest, defecates off side of boat
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
« Previous | Main | Next »
December 21, 2015
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-
Bates was fined an undisclosed amount and given a coupon for $2 off an industrial sized box of sanitary wipes.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 21, 2015 at 11:11 AM
As is his Constitution right, surely.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2015 at 11:20 AM
" Mr. Bates disobeyed all lawful orders... "
He gave up his right to remain silent.
Posted by: Clankie | December 21, 2015 at 11:25 AM
.. was seen zipping through a manatee zone without lights at about 8:30pm.
WWBT (What Would Booger Think?)
Posted by: MOTW | December 21, 2015 at 11:51 AM
And the so-called EPA does nothing....
And the so-called UN also does nothing....
Posted by: funny man | December 21, 2015 at 01:41 PM
So who was the fink Manatee that "ratted" on him?
I once had a college roomy named Jim Bates.
Everyone called him "Master Bates". We were cruel, but then again, he got even by getting drunk and vomiting a lot.
Posted by: funny man | December 21, 2015 at 01:51 PM
"Mr. Bates disobeyed all lawful orders and defecated over the side of the vessel," three sh!ts to the wind, as it were.
Posted by: MOTW | December 21, 2015 at 02:42 PM
I hope to God his first name wasn't Norman.....
Posted by: Le Dud | December 21, 2015 at 05:19 PM