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December 18, 2015


Two probationers who were arrested Tuesday in Encinitas in a car that authorities said contained stolen packages had a “to-do list” that said “steal mail and shoplift,” a sheriff’s official said.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)


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Efficient. You don't want to forget something and have your wife yell at you when you get home.

Speaking of lists
He's makin' a list - and checkin' it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice ..


they forgot 'take selfies with stolen goods, post on fb'

3. Bring gub.

"Honey, I can't find my to-do list"

"The cops have it, babe..."

I hope they had call bail bondsman somewhere on that list.

When planning to plunder or steal,
Concealment is key; Don’t reveal
Any scheming on paper.
“To-do list” your caper?
Self-squealing, it’s clear, ain’t ideal.

Open Limerick To Would-be Thieves

Hey, that's my hometown! Good to know things haven't changed.

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