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December 23, 2015

'FIRE AND ICE'

Florida jewelry store giving away free shotgun with purchase

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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The shotgun is free but ammunition is $300 per round.

Shotgun Wedding?

The Pentagon wants to know if they can get a free artillery if they buy enough.

I bet their insurance providers are peachy-keen on this marketing ploy.

So, if you were going to rob a jewelry store this Christmas, would it be this one?

A "blowout" sale ?

This follows their less than successful "Buy a big screen TV and get a claymore mine" sale.

For $4k in jewelry I want an AR-15.

They should have gone with a tasteful "Open Hearts" AK-47 designed by Jane Seymour...

What could possibly go wrong?

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