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December 17, 2015

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Drunk man stole his boss's car and crashed it - then stole boss's other car and crashed that as well

Our favorite part: David Morgan was arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving. "You can suspect all you want", he told police.

(Thanks to funny man)

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they call him *Captain* Morgan

Well, he won't be getting his Christmas bonus now or ever again.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

"Hey Chief, can I borrow your..."

"No. No. And No, no, no, no."

Does this qualify him for an upgrade to a commercial FDL?

"It's my boss's fault. If he'd had a third car this would have ended differently."

Also Legal Defense Strategy of the Week So Far.

In a surprising tirade, he also told the judge "You can suspend me all you want"....

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