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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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If he had a half brother or sister, would they be a semi-colon?
Posted by: JG | December 30, 2015 at 02:16 PM
His best friend was Colon Oscopy.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 30, 2015 at 02:17 PM
must've added vodka to his moviprep
Posted by: ligirl | December 30, 2015 at 02:48 PM
Does it run in the family?
Posted by: funny man | December 30, 2015 at 03:41 PM
He had a streak of bad luck.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2015 at 04:58 PM
Be kind - he had his mother-in-law living with him. Not to mention the no good moocher brother-in-law.
Posted by: markhh | December 30, 2015 at 05:09 PM
inlaws - Ugh, markhh! talk aboutcher marriage messers
Posted by: ligirl | December 30, 2015 at 05:55 PM
"Messer" is "knife" in German. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2015 at 08:09 PM
There's a song about him.
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2015 at 05:21 AM