AND THEY CRASHED ON EARTH WHILE TEXTING
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
In related news, this happened in Floriduh.
(Thanks to Al B., Madeleine, and Bruce F.)
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December 31, 2015
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Using a Dodge to time travel ? Cmon. You gotta go with a Ford. I'd also like to add that that cell phone is probably easier to use than mine.
Posted by: Le Dud | December 31, 2015 at 11:13 AM
It still costs $400 to get out of the contract.
Posted by: Heywood | December 31, 2015 at 11:19 AM
The Boffins opened for the Rutles.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 31, 2015 at 11:44 AM
I think Larry King wants his phone back.
Posted by: C. O. Jones | December 31, 2015 at 11:47 AM
If you'd like to hear our Customer Service menu, please press "TUL".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2015 at 12:21 PM
MTB, what number do you press for English?
Posted by: Harry Nom de Plume | December 31, 2015 at 12:37 PM
It was olde English at the time, so probably "FOURE".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2015 at 12:42 PM
SO that's where "Can you hear me now?" and
"You have no service" came from?
Posted by: funny man | December 31, 2015 at 12:51 PM
"hey. look, I've got five bars, and I plan to visit them all"
--Alien astronaut
Posted by: funny man | December 31, 2015 at 12:58 PM
the phone was dropped by an ancient alien who had hidden it in uranus
Posted by: ligirl | December 31, 2015 at 01:27 PM
Proof that in 800 years, Verizon still has not improved their coverage?
"Come on, Klaatu! You've been on hold with customer service for decades now! You've been pawned. Let's blast 'em with our death ray!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2015 at 01:35 PM
"Advanced civilisation"? *Pffffffft.* Phone doesn't even have a touch screen.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 31, 2015 at 01:42 PM
If the Star reports it, it must be true.
Posted by: Clankie | December 31, 2015 at 01:55 PM
As for the time travel Dodge - it worked! We will all see this guy three years from now, when he gets out.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2015 at 02:38 PM
I think Brits read the Daily Star when the other tabloids have just gotten too down to earth for them.
Posted by: padraig | December 31, 2015 at 04:08 PM
I'm very proud that we got all the way to comment #10 before hitting a Uranus joke.
Posted by: FredKey | December 31, 2015 at 04:08 PM
Re the Dodge: he got both death and taxes.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | December 31, 2015 at 06:08 PM
the cuneiform in the cartouches is not numeric.
counting to ten:
V
VV
VVV
VV
VV
VVV
VV
VVV
VVV
VVVV
VVV
VVVV
VVVV
VVV
VVV
VVV
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Posted by: oneblankspace | January 01, 2016 at 11:09 AM
and that's not a mobile, it's a portable.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 01, 2016 at 11:09 AM
if this had happened on a week day and someone had actually been in one of those cubicles,
we could have sold a few more caskets.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 01, 2016 at 11:11 AM
blankie, you must have been a blast in gym class getting your buddies to count off in Roman numerals.
"EYE!"
"EYE EYE!"
"EYE EYE EYE!"
"EYE VEE!"
"VEE!"
Posted by: padraig | January 01, 2016 at 11:53 AM
Next time, try a De Lorean. Or an old British police phone box. Anything except a car.
Posted by: Nick | January 01, 2016 at 05:45 PM