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December 22, 2015
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Flatulence Flap WBAGNFARG.
Posted by: Clankie | December 22, 2015 at 03:41 PM
Police later revealed her lip will heal normally, but damage to her eyes may be permanent.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2015 at 03:54 PM
If he was a Boxing Champ he would be known as Gaseous Clay.
Posted by: Heywood | December 22, 2015 at 04:06 PM
The husband said he got back in bed and again fluttered the sheets.
I nominate the reporter for a Pulitzer Prize on the basis of this sentence alone.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 22, 2015 at 04:38 PM
If she kills him and uses the flatulence defense successfully, no man is safe.
Posted by: FredKey | December 22, 2015 at 05:13 PM
Man, don't ever ask her to pull your finger. You'll pull back a stump.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2015 at 06:04 PM
"The husband said he got back in bed and again fluttered the sheets."
Usually works for me.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 22, 2015 at 07:34 PM
Well, they had less than ¼ tank left when they passed the gas station that was selling it for $1.639...
not that kind of passing gas?
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 22, 2015 at 09:31 PM
I think she was on Morrie, screaming obscenities on an audience member who farted, or was it Springer?
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2015 at 09:40 PM
The cameraman did it.
Posted by: Jerry | December 22, 2015 at 09:42 PM
She who smelt it dealt it.
Posted by: Dutch Oven | December 22, 2015 at 10:26 PM
The most alarming part was when his farts mixed with her Vag stench and formed a precipitant. I ask you; a Christmas miracle?
Posted by: Dutch Oven | December 22, 2015 at 10:28 PM
Foreplay Marquis?
Posted by: EyeGore | December 22, 2015 at 10:37 PM