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Politically speaking yes it was a bad year but personally speaking it was a good year for me health wise and also Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough won the mirrorball on DWTS. They were awesome. Never had watched this show before and thoroughly enjoyed watching the 2 of them dance.
Posted by: Theresa | December 23, 2015 at 12:19 PM
That was an especially enjoyable read. Great is the word that comes to mind. Thanks Dave. And special thanks for not mentioning Radical Islamic Extremists, Beyoncé and Butt-puckering fear in the same sentence.
I saw MaryAnn, Ginger and James Taylor open for Tom Brady with backup group Florence Henderson and the Pips.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 23, 2015 at 01:18 PM
Great job, Dave! But do we have to go through 2016? Can't we just skip to 2020? That way, we can "see" well... (bad attempt at a joke)...
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2015 at 02:10 PM
I was glad to see you were as disgruntled as I over the whole "Glenn" debacle. It was particularly irksome when they revealed that he was rescued from the zombie horde by Tom Brady...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 23, 2015 at 03:18 PM
One of the things I most look forward to every Christmas season. Rare is the writer who can literally make me laugh out loud like that. Sharpen your pencil for next year. It's election time!!! And I understand that the list of things we will be offended by is already in the works.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2015 at 03:35 PM
There's still a week left, you've jinxed it! Quick, someone put the Kardashians in suspended animation until next year. And Donald Trump until, oh, 2025 or so.
Posted by: Couch Surfer | December 23, 2015 at 03:58 PM
Your Ben Carson mention did me in. Hilarious.
Posted by: Bella Silverstein | December 23, 2015 at 04:04 PM
My favorite line was Putin starting a Uber-like startup ....Tuber...with tanks.
Posted by: Le Dud | December 23, 2015 at 04:20 PM
Very nice.
Some people think the plural of symposium is "symposia". Thanks for setting them straight.
Posted by: Nick | December 23, 2015 at 05:58 PM
Tuber - classic. As always, truly great. Dave, can you go ahead and write the 2016 in review (in advance) so I know when to hide.
New Years resolution - make it to a Dave Barry book signing. Yes Dave, means you have to write another book.
Posted by: EyeGore | December 23, 2015 at 07:37 PM
Excellent as usual! Thanks, Dave!
For the record, there is an editor at Time named Harry McCracken
http://time.com/author/harry-mccracken/
I don't know if he's related to Phil.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | December 23, 2015 at 08:47 PM
Yes, it was a terrible year.
You missed one: when Tom Brady won the World Series.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2015 at 11:10 PM
Jeff,
You missed one: when Tom Brady won the
World SeriesRepublican nominationFTFY
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2015 at 11:57 PM
It ain't over till it's over
Posted by: poker | December 24, 2015 at 12:06 AM
wasn't that tom brady on the cover of vanity fair...?
oh, aNother athlete with deflated balls ??
huh
Posted by: ligirl | December 24, 2015 at 02:18 AM
Trump exclaimed "I'm the new Tom Brady, and I am Freakin
FAntastic. Like my ego, It;s HUGE, I'm a builder and I plan to build walls around the US the US the US..."
and finally a Disney handler was called to haul off the
errand robotoid....
Posted by: funny man | December 24, 2015 at 10:23 AM
Hats off to the Master.
Somehow, when you look back at these Years In Review a couple years later, you come to realize that they are not so farfetched. *shudders*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2015 at 11:17 AM