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December 31, 2015
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Let's keep the celebratory gunfire to a minimum.
(If The Blog already posted this, uh-oh)
AND THEY CRASHED ON EARTH WHILE TEXTING
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
In related news, this happened in Floriduh.
(Thanks to Al B., Madeleine, and Bruce F.)
IT'S A MITZVAH, DUDE
(Thanks to Sharon C.)
WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO POST THIS ITEM
Because once you've seen it, you can't un-know it.
(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Jon Harris)
December 30, 2015
YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE THIS WILL EVER HAPPEN
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
A SPECIAL TYPE OF YEAR IN REVIEW
HO HO HO
‘Overwhelmed’ mailman accused of throwing away Christmas gifts
(Thanks to Madeleine)
DUE TO OUR STRICT POLICY, ETC.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
December 29, 2015
HOOTERS FOR JUSTICE!
WE BLAME YOU
Cow dung patties did not make this year's Gift Guide.
(Thanks to Harry Nom de Plume)
December 28, 2015
MAKE IT NOT SO?
Pistol Pulled During Penis Pump Beef
(Thanks to DaninDallas, and to anyone who can explain what Picard has to do with this story)
SPEAKING OF JURASSIC LAWNS
GUESS JUST GO AHEAD AND NAME THE STATE
There is such a thing as having too much joy.
(Thanks to everyone)
NOTE ON PREVIOUS POST
The boat is sideways because the seas are high.
December 27, 2015
December 26, 2015
VACATION ADVISORY
We're outta here for a week or so, though we may post sporadically, and we have no control over what judi does. We're going to take some time off, recharge our batteries, and see if we can stop referring to ourselves in the plural. You guys have a happy new year.
December 24, 2015
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
(Thanks to Judy B.)
Note from the Grammar Police: Make that "try to hide."
IT'S GOOD FOR SENIORS TO HAVE A HOBBY
TWO WORDS YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE TOGETHER
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says he saw them open for Ozzy at Painfest '06)
WHAT EVERY WOMAN SECRETLY WANTS
Woman in Siberia rewarded with truck full of coal for slimming down
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Monkey steals a bus and crashes it into two parked vehicles while the driver takes a nap in India
(Thanks to Ralph, Gary Schroeder, Al Barkafski, DaninDallas, Kevin Smith, Madeleine, John Gregg and Steve Thompson)
Related Item: Teen hockey game canceled after Zamboni driver destroys rink
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
SEND THESE CHICKENS TO WASHINGTON
‘Frustrated’ Creswell man releases flock of chickens in Eugene tax office
(Thanks to Ralph, Kevin Smith, Todd Lawson and Madeleine)
December 23, 2015
2015
HEH HEH HEH
Ballard woman busted with bra gun
(Thanks to B'game)
WE HOPE THEY'RE GETTING HARDSHIP PAY
American embassy staff try traditional Norwegian holiday dishes.
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
THE TSA COMES THROUGH AGAIN
Coyote Stopped At Airport Security Checkpoint
(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says it left its Florida license at home.)
DINING OUT IN FLORIDA
Couple showed up at closed restaurant at 4:30 am with gun, knife, drugs
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IN THAT CASE, MOM, HE IS FREE TO GO
Mom: Meth lab suspect's equipment was for making wine
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
THE ISSUE WAS BEER
Woman Busted For Biting Off Husband’s Ear
(Thanks to Another Ralph, Rick Day< Janice Gelb and Al Barkafski)
'FIRE AND ICE'
Florida jewelry store giving away free shotgun with purchase
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
December 22, 2015
HE HAD NO CHOICE
WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Thanks to John Mayson, Andrew Mendez and Michael Huber)
IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE FOR A GUY
Elaborate Proposal Turns Into Trainwreck When Woman Deems Diamond Too Small
(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
THAT STUFF CAN BE DEADLY
Suspected gas leak is cooked sauerkraut
(Thanks to Ralph)
FLORIDA COLLECTIVE PRACTICES UPDATE
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Intelligence genes discovered by scientists
(Thanks to coscolo)
THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE DEATH PENALTY
Austrian DJ barricades himself in his studio and plays Wham's Last Christmas 24 times in a row
(Thanks to funny man and DaninDallas)
HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID 2037 FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
'Time traveler' crashes car into Pensacola business
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
December 21, 2015
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
ON DASHER
(Thanks to Madeleine and Roberto)
HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA BOATING LICENSE
Port Charlotte man resists arrest, defecates off side of boat
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
'LOSERS WITH WOMEN'
Angry single men stage anti-Christmas rally in Tokyo
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
Teeth of Americans not better than the English, study suggests
(Thanks to The Perts)
WOMEN IN ACTION
Granny locked in public restroom spends four days knitting scarf
(Thanks to Jon Harris)