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November 09, 2015

THEY ALSO SAW 'WORMS COMING OUT OF THE FLOOR OF THEIR VEHICLE'

Couple arrested after calling 911 to report people, opossums in their refrigerator

Incredibly, drugs may have been involved.

(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)

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Something's wrong here. Did not occur in FL, but SC, involving people from NC. Do they still get drivers licenses and if so, from which jurisdiction? And watch out for little people dressed as basketball goals- they can sneak up behind you and dunk you, if you're not careful.

The pair also mentioned John Kay of Steppenwolf was over last week and forgot his magic carpet. Apparently a opossum who looked like one of The Cowsills came looking for it and forced the pair to sing along:

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found.

Police are scouring the area in search of clear, one quart resealable plastic bags and a 55 gallon drum glue reported to be in the area.

SPARTANBURG, the L.A. of the east coast.

Don't do (synthetic) drugs, kids!

I believe The Camouflaged Midgets opened for KISS.

inchworm,
inchworm
measuring the manifold

Time to change the box of Arm & Hammer!

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