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Myth busters already tested this, and determined it was 'plausible'.
Posted by: ImNotDave | November 24, 2015 at 07:09 AM
That things almost bald,you can see the cords on it..
I tried to come up with a funnier joke but I'm stumped..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | November 24, 2015 at 08:28 AM
Geez how do people think up these things.
Posted by: Theresa | November 24, 2015 at 08:38 AM
Friction + wood = fire. Must be front wheel drive.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 24, 2015 at 09:09 AM
Is there a problem, comrade officer?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2015 at 09:40 AM
Backing up with be absolutely hilarious.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 24, 2015 at 09:41 AM
James Bond did it when his car lost a wheel on a frozen lake (I forget which movie). That's enough proof of plausibility for me.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 24, 2015 at 09:59 AM
He should probably have logged all four wheels for better balance and tread wear.
Posted by: LeDud | November 24, 2015 at 10:16 AM
It's attached with log knots.
Posted by: MOTW | November 24, 2015 at 10:37 AM
Comment that the driver rarely hears: Nice wood.
Posted by: funny man | November 24, 2015 at 10:42 AM
Commercial: "Yule love the way it handles!"
Posted by: MOTW | November 24, 2015 at 10:46 AM
stick shift, kinda jes lumbers along
Posted by: ligirl | November 24, 2015 at 10:57 AM
That's a nice piece of ash.
What rolls down the stairs, alone or in pairs....
Posted by: Ralph | November 24, 2015 at 11:06 AM
Kids! Now you can toast marshmallows off the back end .. mind the tailpipe.
Posted by: Woody | November 24, 2015 at 11:24 AM
Sure, that looks cool now, but when the snow flies he'll just have to put on the snow logs.
Posted by: padraig | November 24, 2015 at 11:24 AM
Cars for pirates.
Posted by: Clankie | November 24, 2015 at 12:46 PM
3WD
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | November 24, 2015 at 01:04 PM
My buddy's Russian mail order bride, Annasthetic, says this guy has a very small primitive brain and no testicles.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 24, 2015 at 01:39 PM
That is the type of ingenuity that won the Cold War.
Posted by: 655321 | November 24, 2015 at 02:01 PM
He keeps the spare trunk in the trunk.
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | November 24, 2015 at 02:36 PM
russian green tech. hopefully this quells the student activists out on campus lawns...b/c, not only is russia steadfastly *going green*, but theyre dragging woodrow wilsons namesake thru the mud.
Posted by: direretriever | November 24, 2015 at 02:54 PM
ride softly. big stick carries YOU.
Posted by: direretriever | November 24, 2015 at 04:27 PM
Nothing new here. I know lots of people who consider a log strapped to the roof of their car the same as having a spare tire. They don't get out much, however. Those passes to visit town unattended are difficult to come by.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 24, 2015 at 06:16 PM