IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Christmas elves attacked during lighting ceremony in London
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Town's Christmas lights are branded 'pants' - because they look like a string of UNDIES
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
Nativity scene sculpted from Cheddar cheese could have the Pilgrims flocking
(Thanks to Ralph)
Surprising number of people stealing baby Jesus from nativity scene
(Thanks to B'game)
Elve Lives Matter.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2015 at 11:36 AM
[*Static noise*] "Calling all cars, we have an APB on a manger theft, be on the lookout for a missing figurine, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.
...oh and this one's Jesus, not cheeses. Over."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 25, 2015 at 12:28 PM
Story #3: All hail the baby Chez-us....
Posted by: funny man | November 25, 2015 at 01:03 PM
a visit from jolly old st knickers
Posted by: direretriever | November 25, 2015 at 01:10 PM
Oops. Just sent you the elves story.
I'm firing myself.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2015 at 02:03 PM
There's such a thing as a Food Artist?
How proud her mother must be.
As for the last story, isn't the Baby Jesus supposed to be born on Christmas Eve? Maybe it was a purist [like nursecindy].
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2015 at 02:12 PM
#3: Rennet unto Caesar....
Posted by: Ralph | November 25, 2015 at 07:29 PM
what were those lights supposèd to be anyway ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 25, 2015 at 09:00 PM