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November 30, 2015
IF YOU REALLY LOVE DAD....
Bugatti Chiron Promises to be the World’s Fastest, Most Powerful Car
And it's under three million dollars.
(Thanks to John Gregg)
BOLO
Men in panda onesies carry out armed robbery in Lincolnshire
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
CELEBRITY REPORT
Bindi Irwin denies passing wind live on Dancing With The Stars
This has been the Celebrity Report.
(Thanks to Ralph)
WATCH THE VIDEO. YOU PAID FOR IT.
Firefighters cook a turkey wrong, set it on fire at Marine Corps station
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
WE ALMOST FORGOT THE ONGOING HORROR THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Fishermen rescue wombat hundreds of metres offshore in Tasmanian lake
(Thanks to Ralph)
FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT
(Thanks to WYSIWYG)
November 29, 2015
NO JURY WILL CONVICT HIM
Man Attacks Roommate for Taking Too Long in Bathroom in NJ
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Madeleine)
'CHRISTMASTURD'
Reese's tries -- and fails -- to make tree-shaped peanut butter cups
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
HEY, HE NEEDS IT
Brazilian police hunt Santa Claus who stole Sao Paulo helicopter
(Thanks to Madeleine)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR DAVID CASSIDY
Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
GET THAT ACADEMY AWARD READY
Watch the trailer for 'Handjob Cabin' – about a ghost that MASTURBATES you to death
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
November 28, 2015
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Presenting the 2015 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar.
(Thanks to Nick and Madeleine)
THIS WAS INEVITABLE
(Thanks to Ralph)
MEANWHILE ABROAD
Spanish feminists offend Catholics with giant plastic vagina protest
(Thanks to Ralph)
GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY
Physicists Create "Urine Black Holes" To Solve the Splashback Problem
(Thanks to Rick Day)
GUYS IN ACTION
November 27, 2015
EW
Just ew.
(Thanks to many many people)
NOT UNLIKE THANKSGIVING
Scientists capture black hole eating a star and then vomiting it back out
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
MAYBE, BUT WE STILL HAVE HAMMERS
Robots are learning to DISOBEY humans
(Thanks to John Gregg)
'COME ON MATE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?'
Spider causes man to trash flat, scream death threats -- police called
(Thanks to Rick Day, Another Ralph, James in NC and manual tomato)
ASSUMING YOU PLAN TO HAVE THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS TODAY
...you probably should not click here.
(Thanks to Colleen Clark and Unholy Slacker, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")
'POOR WU CHEN'
Paranoid Pensioner Buries Life Savings Underground; Cash Gets Eaten By Worms
(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)
November 26, 2015
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUYS
But remember: This is not a day to waste reading this blog. This is a day for spending quality time with your family.
November 25, 2015
NOT TO REINFORCE ANY STEREOTYPES, BUT:
Hawaii's Big Island Is Overrun With Loud Frogs From Puerto Rico
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who saw Loud Frogs open for Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs)
CSI: IDAHO
Former Elk Ranch Employee Charged with Selling Elk Semen, Keeping Profits
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH WATER BALLOONS
West Point bans cadet pillow fight after 30 injured
(Thanks to Harry Nom de Plume)
TIME FOR A FEDERAL BAN
Woman fined $1,000 for trashing worker's office with glitter
(Thanks to coscolo)
Glitter Beards Are Now a Thing and They Must Be Stopped
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
(Thanks to Ralph)
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Christmas elves attacked during lighting ceremony in London
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Town's Christmas lights are branded 'pants' - because they look like a string of UNDIES
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
Nativity scene sculpted from Cheddar cheese could have the Pilgrims flocking
(Thanks to Ralph)
Surprising number of people stealing baby Jesus from nativity scene
(Thanks to B'game)
MEANWHILE IN CANADA
Alberta's nipple exposure laws received some tweaking Monday.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Party to celebrate end of probation in N. Ft. Myers ends in arrest
(Thanks to funny man and Allen at Division)
CSI: SPOKANE, 1915
Turkeys found to be inflated with bicycle pumps
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
November 24, 2015
STAND TALL, ARKANSAS
The States Where You’re Most Likely to Encounter Fights at Black Friday Sales
(Thanks to funny man)
BRILLIANT
FLORIDA: EVEN SCARIER THAN YOU THOUGHT
Mahjong 'scandal' in Altamonte Springs
(Thanks to Richard Samuel)
IMPORTANT ADVISORY FOR MOTORISTS PLANNING TO DRIVE IN CHINA:
Giant Teddy Bear Not Allowed Atop Lamborghini Gallardo
(Thanks to Joe Green)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Jon Harris and Gary Schroeder)
TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
South Carolina stripper attacks man after he tells her to lose weight
(Thanks to funny man)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE II
Kickstarter campaign raises $200,000 for cat music
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
JUST STOP
Move Over Turducken, PIECAKEN Is The Dish To Beat This Thanksgiving
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
CANADA: NATION OF HEROES
'Doo Doo the Clown' saves women from violent attacker
(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Kevin Smith)
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF... OOPS
Russian sailor crashed 7,000-ton ship into Scotland shore after downing rum
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "He was released after producing a Florida pilot's license.")
CONSUMER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
'I Just Want an iPhone' Yells Man Wielding Sword in Apple Store
(Thanks to Madeleine)
STEER CLEAR OF BEAVERS
AS IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT
Earth might have hairy dark matter
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Valet parking available at California Taco Bell
(Thanks to Ralph)
November 23, 2015
YOU DON'T SEE THESE EVERY DAY
(Thanks to B'game, who says "I'd hate to see the full evil bookends.")