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November 29, 2015

GET THAT ACADEMY AWARD READY

Watch the trailer for 'Handjob Cabin' – about a ghost that MASTURBATES you to death

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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There's an actual medieval myth about such a presence...it's called a succubus.

Aww, this trailer brings back such warm memories of my childhood. I had a Staffy Cathy doll too.

Wasn't that the original name for Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

This may help us understand why the movie " Battlefield Earth " was ever made.

As if the pr0n industry needed help coming up with titles.

So, "died by his own hand" would not apply in this case?

Do they need a stand-in?

Porntergeist. The Willies and the Handjob.

When this opens on Broadway, the scary part (hoodie wearing thing) will be played by Beiber.

I'll wait for it to show up on TMC.

No

It occurs to me that if it were possible to "masturbate to death", there would be a lot fewer males above the age of 14. Just sayin'.

I feel better that it's not an actual movie, but what makes me feel worse is that I didn't think of it first.

at least there's a happy ending

Just imagine being one of these actors and having this on your resume. I think I would frame it.

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