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Watch the trailer for 'Handjob Cabin' – about a ghost that MASTURBATES you to death
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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There's an actual medieval myth about such a presence...it's called a succubus.
Posted by: Deadstick | November 29, 2015 at 09:58 AM
Aww, this trailer brings back such warm memories of my childhood. I had a Staffy Cathy doll too.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 29, 2015 at 10:09 AM
Wasn't that the original name for Keeping Up With the Kardashians?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2015 at 10:10 AM
This may help us understand why the movie " Battlefield Earth " was ever made.
Posted by: Clankie | November 29, 2015 at 11:12 AM
As if the pr0n industry needed help coming up with titles.
Posted by: Steve | November 29, 2015 at 11:42 AM
So, "died by his own hand" would not apply in this case?
Posted by: K | November 29, 2015 at 11:44 AM
Do they need a stand-in?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2015 at 12:34 PM
Porntergeist. The Willies and the Handjob.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 29, 2015 at 01:02 PM
When this opens on Broadway, the scary part (hoodie wearing thing) will be played by Beiber.
Posted by: funny man | November 29, 2015 at 02:29 PM
I'll wait for it to show up on TMC.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 29, 2015 at 04:20 PM
No
Posted by: 655321 | November 29, 2015 at 06:17 PM
It occurs to me that if it were possible to "masturbate to death", there would be a lot fewer males above the age of 14. Just sayin'.
Posted by: 655321 | November 29, 2015 at 08:12 PM
I feel better that it's not an actual movie, but what makes me feel worse is that I didn't think of it first.
Posted by: Scott | November 29, 2015 at 09:38 PM
at least there's a happy ending
Posted by: ligirl | November 29, 2015 at 10:27 PM
Just imagine being one of these actors and having this on your resume. I think I would frame it.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | November 29, 2015 at 11:20 PM