CSI: SPOKANE, 1915
Turkeys found to be inflated with bicycle pumps
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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November 25, 2015
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That is just wrong.
Posted by: Theresa | November 25, 2015 at 07:43 AM
But it was a consenting turkey. Open your minds people, don't be so judgemental.
Posted by: Qaz | November 25, 2015 at 07:49 AM
I saw inflated turkeys warming up for . . . oh wait, that was the GOP debate. Sorry.
Posted by: Alien8 | November 25, 2015 at 08:09 AM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | November 25, 2015 at 08:16 AM
1915?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2015 at 08:21 AM
What I meant to say was, there is truly nothing new under the sun when it comes to scams, though today I suppose they'd go more high tech.
Yes, Allen, Mr. Trump does have that bloated look, doesn't he?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2015 at 08:23 AM
PSI:, rather . . .
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | November 25, 2015 at 08:48 AM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could float.
Posted by: FredKey | November 25, 2015 at 08:56 AM
Please, no Tom Brady jokes
Posted by: poker | November 25, 2015 at 09:14 AM
As opposed to today's practice of injecting a half-gallon of "solution."
I think I'll make a pizza tomorrow.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 25, 2015 at 09:18 AM
They were ahead of their time, predicting the era of Rock.
(Autoplay.)
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 25, 2015 at 10:13 AM
“We would advise the public to look over the turkeys and press them with their fingers,” said the health officer."
Happy > FFFFTT ! < Thanksgiving !
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2015 at 11:39 AM
I heard about a device made in Sweden that did something similar. So I heard anyway.
Posted by: WVPlantman | November 25, 2015 at 11:53 AM
Well, they're not going to weigh any more, so . . .
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | November 25, 2015 at 01:36 PM
Little known fact; one butcher accidently used helium creating the first day Thanksgiving Day float.
Posted by: ImNotDave | November 25, 2015 at 07:55 PM
Whereas if you pull the fingers Clankie, it goes RRRRRRTT!
Posted by: Phil McAvity | November 26, 2015 at 12:46 AM