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November 25, 2015

CSI: SPOKANE, 1915

Turkeys found to be inflated with bicycle pumps

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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That is just wrong.

But it was a consenting turkey. Open your minds people, don't be so judgemental.

I saw inflated turkeys warming up for . . . oh wait, that was the GOP debate. Sorry.

I have friends who call this foreplay.

1915?

What I meant to say was, there is truly nothing new under the sun when it comes to scams, though today I suppose they'd go more high tech.

Yes, Allen, Mr. Trump does have that bloated look, doesn't he?

PSI:, rather . . .

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could float.

Please, no Tom Brady jokes

As opposed to today's practice of injecting a half-gallon of "solution."

I think I'll make a pizza tomorrow.

They were ahead of their time, predicting the era of Rock.

(Autoplay.)

“We would advise the public to look over the turkeys and press them with their fingers,” said the health officer."

Happy > FFFFTT ! < Thanksgiving !

I heard about a device made in Sweden that did something similar. So I heard anyway.

Well, they're not going to weigh any more, so . . .

Little known fact; one butcher accidently used helium creating the first day Thanksgiving Day float.

Whereas if you pull the fingers Clankie, it goes RRRRRRTT!

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