CSI: IDAHO
Former Elk Ranch Employee Charged with Selling Elk Semen, Keeping Profits
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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November 25, 2015
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There's nothing lower than a profit keeping semen seller.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2015 at 07:20 PM
I really, really don't want to know how he collected that semen in the first place.
Posted by: LePetomane | November 25, 2015 at 07:27 PM
He must have been drunk when he collected that elk semen. He was an elk-aholic. (Sorry, Dave.)
Posted by: Rob | November 25, 2015 at 07:55 PM
I've seen the Elks at a convention, and it's not always pretty....oh, what? Oh, wrong Elks. Ewww.
Posted by: funny man | November 25, 2015 at 08:12 PM
God knows what happens at the Bunny Ranch!
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 25, 2015 at 09:05 PM
Loudmouth: Lamar Odom knows, but he says it will cost you $75,000 to find out.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 26, 2015 at 12:19 AM
Elk Semen opened for Buffalo Springfield.
Posted by: Ralph | November 26, 2015 at 01:14 AM
As opposed to, say, donating the profits from the elk semen to charity?
All I know is that the stuff inevitably is going to wind up in some craft beer somewhere..."another 'Bull Sperm Shandy' for you?"
Posted by: K | November 26, 2015 at 11:33 AM
Monty Pthon was right saying that semen is precius.
Posted by: what.name? | November 26, 2015 at 03:52 PM