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November 25, 2015


Former Elk Ranch Employee Charged with Selling Elk Semen, Keeping Profits

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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There's nothing lower than a profit keeping semen seller.

I really, really don't want to know how he collected that semen in the first place.

He must have been drunk when he collected that elk semen. He was an elk-aholic. (Sorry, Dave.)

I've seen the Elks at a convention, and it's not always pretty....oh, what? Oh, wrong Elks. Ewww.

God knows what happens at the Bunny Ranch!

Loudmouth: Lamar Odom knows, but he says it will cost you $75,000 to find out.

Elk Semen opened for Buffalo Springfield.

As opposed to, say, donating the profits from the elk semen to charity?

All I know is that the stuff inevitably is going to wind up in some craft beer somewhere..."another 'Bull Sperm Shandy' for you?"

Monty Pthon was right saying that semen is precius.

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