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Washington, D.C. Cops On Hunt For Convenience Store Twerker And Her Handsy Accomplice
(Thanks to Madeleine)
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Miley Cyrus in blackface?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 10, 2015 at 09:14 AM
Don't miss the electrifying sidebar story: "Battery Charge Dropped In Dildo Attack Case."
Posted by: Ralph | November 10, 2015 at 09:26 AM
Definitely the Headline of the Week (so far), Ralph.
And stay off her lawn!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 10, 2015 at 09:44 AM
Coming soon to a crappy basement theater near you: "When Dildos Attack!!1"
Such a device would presumably prove less useful once its battery charge has dropped.
Posted by: Fred | November 10, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Send them to ...uh, never mind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 10, 2015 at 10:53 AM
Someone dropped their batteries for their dildo? Well, pick them up!
Posted by: funny man | November 10, 2015 at 11:12 AM
Is "twerking" now considered an art form ?
Posted by: LeDud | November 10, 2015 at 12:13 PM
Convenience Store Twerkers were a one hit wonder.
Posted by: Clankie | November 10, 2015 at 12:20 PM
I see only Obama Girls.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 10, 2015 at 02:59 PM
Miley, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: OldPhil | November 10, 2015 at 05:48 PM