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November 10, 2015

BOLO

Washington, D.C. Cops On Hunt For Convenience Store Twerker And Her Handsy Accomplice

(Thanks to Madeleine)

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Miley Cyrus in blackface?

Don't miss the electrifying sidebar story: "Battery Charge Dropped In Dildo Attack Case."

Definitely the Headline of the Week (so far), Ralph.

And stay off her lawn!

Coming soon to a crappy basement theater near you: "When Dildos Attack!!1"

Such a device would presumably prove less useful once its battery charge has dropped.

Send them to ...uh, never mind.

Someone dropped their batteries for their dildo? Well, pick them up!

Is "twerking" now considered an art form ?

Convenience Store Twerkers were a one hit wonder.

I see only Obama Girls.

Miley, we hardly knew ye.

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