ASSUMING YOU PLAN TO HAVE THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS TODAY
...you probably should not click here.
(Thanks to Colleen Clark and Unholy Slacker, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")
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...you probably should not click here.
(Thanks to Colleen Clark and Unholy Slacker, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")
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I wonder how he did in his civil engineering classes
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2015 at 11:53 AM
Was he an 'artist' who just couldn't bear separating from his creations? (CREEPY)....
Posted by: Michigan J. Frog, retired | November 27, 2015 at 12:00 PM
The police were alerted to the conditions by a stool pigeon
Posted by: JG | November 27, 2015 at 12:34 PM
I agree he's probably single and will stay that way for a very long time.
I don't even want to look at food today much less Thanksgiving leftovers. I ate too much yesterday but I only did it because I went to a Black Friday sale last night and I wanted to load up on carbs so I could shove people out of the way when I was shopping. One older guy stepped all over me but he did apologize. Because I'm a nice person I told him it was okay and then mentioned some of the great deals I'd seen. He proceeded to tell me they weren't great deals they were [email protected] He went on to say the entire store was [email protected] and he wouldn't buy any of it. He also said he prefers to shop at higher end stores like Nordstroms. (I was at a Belk store which is a lot like Macy's.) After he said this I almost asked him if he felt that way then way in the hell was he there stepping all over me? But, I decided to take the high road and just wished him a Happy Thanksgiving. Sometimes I can act like a responsible, sensitive adult. Scary isn't it?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 27, 2015 at 12:52 PM
You must have been partially sedated by all the carbs, cindy.
Didn't Bags of Excrement open for the Paranoid Pensioners? If not, they should have.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 27, 2015 at 01:45 PM
Ewwwww, not me my leftovers will be served on Sunday. I didn't eat too much. I enjoy what weight I have lost.
Posted by: Theresa | November 27, 2015 at 01:52 PM