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November 24, 2015

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Police in Florida said the Force was not with a Darth Vader wannabe who was pelted with a jar of salad dressing during an alleged robbery attempt.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Jon Harris and Gary Schroeder)

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The Sauce is strong, with that one.

the empire strikes out.

LOL at funny man

I find your lack of Vinaigrette disturbing.

Jar Jar Beans was always against Darth Vader.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

"What are you in for?"

"Robbing a store wearing my Darth Vader costume."

"How'd you get caught?"

"I was busted in the face with a jar of Blue Cheese salad dressing."

"SWAT?"

"No, Wishbone."

These are not the (milk) Duds you seek.

Talk about a dressing down.

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