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October 27, 2015

THIS BLOG IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL

Russian Orthodox Official Warns Eating Potato Chips Is 'Sinful'

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Problematic products include foods containing "various trans fats, alcoholic beverages of poor quality, potato chips, energy [drinks] — everything that negatively affects a person's health"

I don't see where Cheez Its falls into this list. We're safe.

In a surprise move, officials of America's largest potato chip company called Russian Orthodox officials
fat and unhealthy.

At least they are not claiming that bacon is unhealthy.

Whew!

What if they're sweet potato chips...? Millennials want to know.

At Trader Joes last week, they had a display of what was labelled as "Ghostpepper infused potato chips".
I supposed that after one bite, you talk to God, and if you finish the bag, you get to meet Him?

Somehow I can't see this official appearing in a modern day Dostoevesky nove.

I guess I'll be sitting next to the Blog in the handbasket.

Cheez-its are still OK for communion.

And,double-dipping your chips punches your ticket for h-e-double-hockeysticks.

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