Dave Barry's Blog: THESE WERE NOT REAL SPIDERS

October 29, 2015

Bennett says it's his understanding that White didn't point the gun at anyone or wave it around but did threaten to shoot all of the spiders.

(Thanks to funny man)

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Next year, Halloween cobras.

Posted by: Clankie | October 29, 2015 at 11:39 AM

Idiot. Everyone knows you fire up a flamethrower in this situation.

Bennett says it's a possibility White could be terminated, but at this time, he doesn't intend to fire him.

Serious note: Tell you what, Mr. Bennett -- how 'bout I go over to your house and irately wave an empty gun around at your family? Then we'll see if you still think it's no big deal and no action need be taken.

Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 29, 2015 at 11:44 AM

Everybody knows that this is the only way to kill a spider.

Posted by: nursecindy | October 29, 2015 at 12:21 PM

NC: agreed. Because everyone has that memory of simply smacking it with a rolled up periodical only to find out it was a female and all her children come streaming out of her dead body.

Posted by: MOTW | October 29, 2015 at 12:42 PM

I think David Bowie had a song that mentioned this...

Posted by: Jeff in Pittsburgh | October 29, 2015 at 01:03 PM

i'd pick colonel mustard with the candlestick

Posted by: ligirl | October 29, 2015 at 01:11 PM

Eight-armed and dangerous.

Posted by: Loudmouth | October 29, 2015 at 03:31 PM

These are not the spiders you seek.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 29, 2015 at 03:41 PM

Spiders .. why did it have to be spiders??

Posted by: Ronald Weasley | October 29, 2015 at 05:01 PM

Spiders need/want discipline.