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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
But Dave, if we ban sausages, there;ll be no more sauasage fests....
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Another sausage attack? That's three in the last week or so. I never sausage a thing.
*ducks*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2015 at 10:53 AM
Bang her and mash
Posted by: poker | October 30, 2015 at 11:00 AM
Guess the state!!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | October 30, 2015 at 11:16 AM
She had already been on the receiving end of a sausage.
Posted by: Heywood | October 30, 2015 at 01:12 PM
brat
Posted by: ligirl | October 30, 2015 at 01:31 PM
Sausage Attack opened for Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Posted by: OldPhil | October 30, 2015 at 04:06 PM
What did the girl use to assault the sausage holding pregnant teen?
Posted by: wiredog | October 30, 2015 at 05:37 PM
In court, the wurst is yet to come.
Also note the barely relevant link at the end of the story.
Posted by: Ralph | October 30, 2015 at 10:34 PM