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Who can tell me why this in "inappropriate"?
Bueller?
(Send them home with their head "in the bag"....)
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2015 at 10:47 AM
As gross as that is, I can only hope that yesterday's low-hung photo essay was really about some guy's backpack getting in the way of his camera.
Posted by: Capisce | October 30, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Hey, if it's good enough for Bono... what?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2015 at 10:51 AM
Donald Trump needs one of these.
Posted by: Elmo | October 30, 2015 at 11:51 AM
I expected worse and was disapointed.
Posted by: LeDud | October 30, 2015 at 11:56 AM
For now, you'll have to settle for this or this.
Posted by: Ralph | October 30, 2015 at 01:21 PM
only seems appropriate to have a patriots logo on it
Posted by: ligirl | October 30, 2015 at 01:34 PM
The bag would go good with this if you are in to that sort of apparel coordination thing.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 30, 2015 at 02:36 PM
no more wrinkly balls.
Posted by: direretriever | October 30, 2015 at 02:55 PM
Needs some 'manscaping'.
Posted by: josh | October 30, 2015 at 03:33 PM
I thought it was a turkey breast..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | October 30, 2015 at 03:54 PM
What nutcase would wear one of these? Come to think on it, Elmo might have already answered that question.
Posted by: Harry Nom de Plume | October 30, 2015 at 06:12 PM
Sean in Akron, a quick question. Do you get your turkey's from a small farm in Chernobyl? My first ex-mother-in-law used to buy them and they did look like the Scrote and Tote bag. One odd thing was they never spoiled for years, even without being frozen or refrigerated.
Posted by: Harry Nom de Plume | October 30, 2015 at 07:43 PM