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Don;t squeeze the president. He;s a bear and not like the cartoon bear in that two-ply commercial....
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2015 at 01:18 PM
This is exactly what triggered the French Revolution.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 31, 2015 at 01:45 PM
This is a wipe-wash!
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 31, 2015 at 01:58 PM
I confess, with this one, the only word that even registered with me was "Ryerson." That's the maiden name of a chatacter in William Castle's cult classic The Tingler starring Vincent Price. Awesome Halloween film, if you dig a monster movie that's both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious in equal measures.
Okay, I owe you a relevant comment. Lemme go back and read that headline again.
All right. Um...
What does a floor need with toilet paper anyway?
Hope that wasn't too thick. Just trying to ply my non-trade here. Great Scott, I'm on a roll. They're really unspooling now. Okay, I'd better quilt while I'm behind.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | October 31, 2015 at 02:47 PM
In Soviet Russia we didn't even have toilet paper. We had to use cardboard. For Party members we had glass-paper.
Posted by: Yakov | October 31, 2015 at 04:42 PM
If this had happened at Ball State University...
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 31, 2015 at 04:53 PM
The better attitude is to acknowledge that the Administration is more full of ...merde than the students.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2015 at 09:31 PM