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October 13, 2015

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY WILL BE MAYBE THREE WEEKS

A New York restaurant is offering patrons the chance to win 10 percent ownership of the eatery if they can finish a 30-pound burrito and a ghost pepper margarita.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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30-Pound Burrito was a major influence on the Flying Burrito Brothers.

Well, go ahead and finish it, but what good is a percentage ownership in an eatery when you're dead ?

*sigh*
math is hard - i'm gonna stick with pi

Where's Joey Chestnut when you need him?

Is there any small print suggesting you end up in the hospital or mortuary of their choosing? Or what about clauses regarding transfer to beneficiaries? You can't be too careful. And if and when I go, I choose natural passing, not death by gas.

The way I read that is that, if you finish the burrito and drink, you get a CHANCE to win 10% of the eatery.

Also, is it legal to stop and go barf once or twice during the eating?

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