WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
YOUR BODY IS SURROUNDED BY CLOUDS OF SKIN AND FART BACTERIA
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Yay ! I'm my own weather pattern !
Posted by: Clankie | September 22, 2015 at 11:21 AM
"The world is covered in a fine patina of feces" is part of a verse from Mac Arthur's Park..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | September 22, 2015 at 11:29 AM
Mrs. Clinton, "your world is covered in a fine patina of feces.”
Call the next witness.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 22, 2015 at 11:33 AM
Hey, YOU, get off'a my cloud
Posted by: ligirl | September 22, 2015 at 11:57 AM
"I've looked at clouds from both sides now...."
Posted by: LeDud | September 22, 2015 at 12:00 PM
"Farticles." Heh.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 22, 2015 at 12:53 PM
Some places have a thicker patina of feces than others.
Posted by: BAB | September 22, 2015 at 01:05 PM
Sean -you sure that wasn't 'Pleasant Valley Sunday'?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 22, 2015 at 01:07 PM
Not quite the 'aura' one would expect.
Posted by: coscolo | September 22, 2015 at 01:27 PM
Fart bacteria? I did not know they could fart. Anyway, how much could a bacteria fart?
Posted by: NoName | September 22, 2015 at 01:36 PM
I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
Posted by: MOTW | September 22, 2015 at 02:21 PM
I could imagine Stephen King making a new Horror novel about fart bacteria: Nanocloud.
I could see Dave making a funny novel about the fart
bacteria: Dave Barry's Guide to Involuntary Bacteria.
Please note these are "working titles" to imagined books, and consequently, don't matter or predict anything, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: funny man | September 22, 2015 at 02:29 PM
Discussed on Tod@y, maybe there's more to the 'clouds in your coffee' from the beverage cart on an airplane.
Posted by: MOTW | September 22, 2015 at 03:14 PM
It was the dog, I swear.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | September 22, 2015 at 03:16 PM
Someone is about to try to sell us something to deal with it.
Posted by: Bob | September 22, 2015 at 03:42 PM
Va-poo-rize, Bob?
Posted by: direretriever | September 22, 2015 at 04:14 PM
those naked activist clown clouds smell *REAL* funny
Posted by: ligirl | September 22, 2015 at 04:25 PM
This is exactly why men douse themselves in Axe Body Spray and why a woman I sat next to in church one Sunday smelled like she had marinated herself in White Linen perfume. I'd rather smell the little clouds.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2015 at 04:40 PM
That is so true that some do cover themselves in cologne or perfume to mask how they really smell. It is usually the people with a high BO. Let alone add some fart bacteria to the picture.
Posted by: Theresa | September 22, 2015 at 04:55 PM
How long before beer with this bacteria hits the shelves?
Posted by: Sean In Akron | September 22, 2015 at 05:15 PM
Maybe it is just the scientist who did not wash for 12 years, as it was reported on the blog?
Posted by: NoName | September 22, 2015 at 05:34 PM
No! YOUR body is!!
Posted by: Brian D. fka Mahatma Kane | September 22, 2015 at 10:19 PM
It's called the flatusphere.
Posted by: Heywood | September 23, 2015 at 11:05 PM