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September 22, 2015



(Thanks to Jay Brandes)


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Yay ! I'm my own weather pattern !

"The world is covered in a fine patina of feces" is part of a verse from Mac Arthur's Park..

Mrs. Clinton, "your world is covered in a fine patina of feces.”

Call the next witness.

Hey, YOU, get off'a my cloud

"I've looked at clouds from both sides now...."

"Farticles." Heh.

Some places have a thicker patina of feces than others.

Sean -you sure that wasn't 'Pleasant Valley Sunday'?

Not quite the 'aura' one would expect.

Fart bacteria? I did not know they could fart. Anyway, how much could a bacteria fart?

I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.

I could imagine Stephen King making a new Horror novel about fart bacteria: Nanocloud.

I could see Dave making a funny novel about the fart
bacteria: Dave Barry's Guide to Involuntary Bacteria.

Please note these are "working titles" to imagined books, and consequently, don't matter or predict anything, NTTAWWT.

Discussed on Tod@y, maybe there's more to the 'clouds in your coffee' from the beverage cart on an airplane.

It was the dog, I swear.

Someone is about to try to sell us something to deal with it.

Va-poo-rize, Bob?

those naked activist clown clouds smell *REAL* funny

This is exactly why men douse themselves in Axe Body Spray and why a woman I sat next to in church one Sunday smelled like she had marinated herself in White Linen perfume. I'd rather smell the little clouds.

That is so true that some do cover themselves in cologne or perfume to mask how they really smell. It is usually the people with a high BO. Let alone add some fart bacteria to the picture.

How long before beer with this bacteria hits the shelves?

Maybe it is just the scientist who did not wash for 12 years, as it was reported on the blog?

No! YOUR body is!!

It's called the flatusphere.

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