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September 23, 2015


Human-Poop Dumpers Menace Brooklyn Block

(Thanks to Madeleine)


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Do the police have anything to go on?

Wow. By coincidence the main source for the article was a friend of ours from college. We haven't seen her in nearly 40 years. She's lived in the same house for her entire life.

Geez sometimes people can be disgusting.

A Summer Song - also know as the Human-Poop Dumpers song.

Trees swayin' in the summer breeze
Showin' off their silver leaves
As we walked by

They say that all good things must end some day
Autumn leaves must fall
But don't you know that it hurts me so

And when the rain
Beats against my window pane
I'll think of summer days again
And dream of you, and dream of you

ahh such a lovely song, manual tomato
- such a shame i have to ruin it :

peeeee sprayin' in the summer breeze
what a freakin' stench it leaves
as we walk by

- but don't you know that it hurts my nose
these human dumps of poooo?
wish they didn't have to go,
no, no, no, no!

Bernie Taupin worthy.

That's about 2/3 mile from the Gowanus Canal Superfund Site, and they're prioritizing poop? Fuggedaboutit.

Gowanus Canal? As in "Go on us"?

Surveillance cameras ..? Drones ..?


Summer Breeze,
makes me fill ill,
blowin' through the urinals
outdoors called Gowanus Canals...

Bummer Breeze,
smells like a toilet,
poop and pee almost on every tree,
Brooklyn's startin to get to me ...

The cops are hoping to interview a stool pigeon.

BTW: Taking a dump is the same as leaving a dump? What a country!

Eidinger thinks that the rivulets of urine are disgusting. What would Eidinger think about Gayle Grinds' sofa? ( Do yourself a favor...google it)

Dumpers Menace rocked the Cleveland Agora in '78z

This is a major New York State problem, not just in the City. My sister in Buffalo had a mystery mad pooper defile one of the closets at her workplace. The State Health Department sent a team to investigate.

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