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September 28, 2015

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS HAPPY TO SEE THEM

Oblivious assistants let a shoplifter walk out of a store with a massive drill shoved down his trousers.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

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How literary. Oliver Twistdrillbit by Chuck Dickens.

Oblivious Assistants opened for the Rock Bottom Remainders, didn't they?

I put it on lay-away, so sue me.

"Is that a drill in your pants?" and so on.

"You know, the drill?"

"You know, the drill?"

"Hey boss? Shoplifter, aisle 7."

"What's he stealing?"

"Oh, you know, the drill."

"Yes, I hired you! What's he stealing?"

"It's only a drill."

"Then go back to your office, Fenwick!"

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