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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
How literary. Oliver Twistdrillbit by Chuck Dickens.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2015 at 03:41 PM
Oblivious Assistants opened for the Rock Bottom Remainders, didn't they?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2015 at 03:57 PM
I put it on lay-away, so sue me.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 28, 2015 at 05:03 PM
"Is that a drill in your pants?" and so on.
Posted by: BAB | September 28, 2015 at 09:07 PM
"You know, the drill?"
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2015 at 10:57 PM
"You know, the drill?"
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2015 at 10:59 PM
"Hey boss? Shoplifter, aisle 7."
"What's he stealing?"
"Oh, you know, the drill."
"Yes, I hired you! What's he stealing?"
"It's only a drill."
"Then go back to your office, Fenwick!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2015 at 11:25 PM