THEY MUST KNOW SOMETHING
This man's bank keeps telling him he's dead
(Thanks to Madeleine)
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Nice of his bank to give him some interest.
Wait, they don't...????
Posted by: funny man | September 17, 2015 at 11:09 AM
Go ahead and get on the cart. Don't be such a baby!
Posted by: Heywood | September 17, 2015 at 11:16 AM
I'm getting better. I think I'll go for a walk.
Posted by: MOTW | September 17, 2015 at 11:29 AM
A transposed number on a guvmint death notification form can be a nightmare and almost impossible to undo. CBS interviewed a lady who was a victim of this and carries a government generated letter, updated monthly, attesting that she is indeed really alive and often has to show it to people actually in her presence.
Don't believe your lying eyes.
Posted by: I Emmett Flatus | September 17, 2015 at 11:33 AM
I'm getting better.
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 17, 2015 at 11:57 AM
Abe Vigoda is alive.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 17, 2015 at 11:58 AM
Patience. The bank will eventually be correct.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 17, 2015 at 12:01 PM
*smacks Hammie*
Posted by: MOTW | September 17, 2015 at 12:04 PM
My friend the Tong Lord says Capital One still thinks his father is alive. Guess that's one species of immortality...
Posted by: Madeleine | September 17, 2015 at 12:12 PM
Is his name Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
Posted by: poker | September 17, 2015 at 01:48 PM
Free casket with $ 2,000 deposit.
Posted by: Clankie | September 17, 2015 at 01:58 PM
I guess if he wants to vote he'll have to move to Chicago. Or maybe Massachusetts.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 17, 2015 at 02:50 PM
Take a hint!
Posted by: FredKey | September 17, 2015 at 06:46 PM
It's just as hard to prove to a bank that someone is dead. Bank of America insisted on an original death certificate for my stepfather in order to remove him from an account. He would have been 110 at the time, and had died at 82.
Posted by: Ralph | September 17, 2015 at 11:24 PM