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September 28, 2015


Bat Bugs Evolved Fake Genitals to Avoid Sex Injuries

(Thanks to funny man)


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Didn't Fake Genitals open for Escaped Wallaby?

Or was it the other way round?

Bat Bugs With Dildoes!

"'Not those Beatles' for one-thousand Alex."

"Recently in-the-news, which phenom cootie possesses a needle-like member and developed their own versions of female paragenitals?"

"Who is Caitlyn Jenner?"

"Good, pick again."

Don't let the bat bugs bite!

It could be rather embarrassing when two bat bugs discover that neither is what they "pretended" to be....

You could almost sing that to the melody of the theme song to the Flintstones

Although it might not be advisable around sensitive persons, your psychiatrist or certain neighbors who might own firearms.

Joe in Japan

Did anyone else have The Kinks "Lola" running around in their head while they were reading this???

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