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September 18, 2015

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Chicken crosses road, does not make it to other side

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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In other news, cows go MOOO.

*Sob* WHYYYYYYYYYY??

Well it looks like he was taken care of anyway

I'm so tired, I can't think of a good chicken pun.

@Clankie .. or is it that you can't think of a good egg pun?

to go to the starbuck buck BUCK on the corner

And on a certain all-news channel, the pundits were arguing about whether the chicken was a terrorist or
should be fried.

Because the road crossed the chicken.

The headline is misleading; the chicken only attempted to cross the road. It was caught when it forgot to duck.

This is why we're inventing driverless cars.

One cluck over the line, sweet Jesus.

Chick-fil-Ah'ed.

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