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A SNEAKY bloke has been given the boot by his girlfriend after stealing other women's underwear from washing lines to give to her as a sexy present.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Smooth.

I also liked the related article: "Poltergeists stole my panties."

[AmoebaStampede]

One of my favorite Benny Hill bits: Benny wistfully gazes at a shapely young neighbor (because research shows that men are most attracted to women in their early 20s - no matter how old they get), who is hanging her dainty panties out to dry. The undies are printed with the words "Monday," "Tuesday," etc. Then he woefully looks at his haggy, baggy wife, who is hanging up her own enormous underpants – emblazoned with "January," "February," etc.

[padraig]

Ah, romance.

[ligirl]

was he happy with the boot ?

[ImNotDave]

Good thing she didn't send him out get tampons.

[funny man]

I see he used the "five finger discount."

Not cool. He could explain the strain or the stains.

[funny man]

The last sentence in my prior comment was
supposed to be "he could not explain..." but auto correct does some crazy stuff.

[Loudmouth]

Recycling.

[nursecindy]

It's the thought that counts.

[direretriever]

if only all women were this understanding, nursecindy.