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September 16, 2015
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PULLING A TRAIN
Russian woman drags tram car weighing nearly 19 tons
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
ROMANTIC
BOLO
'Egg-shaped' senior wanted for pepper spray robbery
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
ADVISORY TO PEOPLE IN NORTH QUEENSLAND WHO HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM:
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Another version here.
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, Allen at Division, A. Wheeler and B'game)
September 15, 2015
MORAL: DON'T DINE AND DASH IN PHUKET
Kiwis arrested for Phuket dine and dash
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
WE SAW THE TAYLOR SWIFT CORN MAZE CREATORS OPEN FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS
Taylor Swift corn maze creators carve 12-acre sexual Rorschach test
(Thanks to Steve K)
ALL THE BILLIONAIRE-CELEBRITY-LIFESTYLE NEWS YOU NEED RIGHT HERE AND YOU'RE WELCOME!
Kanye West has had to move bedrooms because pregnant Kim Kardashian FARTS too much
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
CSI: RHODE ISLAND
East Providence dog found sitting on roof
(Thanks to Monique)
ARRR YE READY?
GOOD, BECAUSE WE WERE LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS
NASA reminds us that astronaut poop burns up ‘like shooting stars’
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
IF YOU'RE FEELING MORE AWARE OF AGRICULTURE, THIS IS WHY
IDAHO *WANTS* YOU TO DRINK
State mails 6,000 postcards to promote liquor store in Meridian
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
IT'S, LIKE, FISH, DUDE.
Pot-Infused Gravlax May Be the Next Big Thing in Edibles
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY
Japanese Mad Scientist Creates Neon Noodles
(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)
JUST STAY THE HELL INDOORS, IS OUR ADVICE
El Nino causes more people to be bitten by snakes
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
MEN:
If ever you do not click on something, let it be this.
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who finds the use of "malicious" to be extremely gratuitous in this instance.)
DANG
(Thanks to Ian Clark and Jeffrey Brown)
DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW ABOUT IF NOT FOR THE MIRACLE OF THE INTERNET
Cindy in a bikini gets dead catfish stuck to her butt after friend slaps her with it at beach
(Thanks to Chris Johnson)
THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Man charged after hitting pit master with hot brisket during Danville BBQ festival
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR
Bride Nearly Run Over by Drunk Wedding Guest
(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)
A LIFETIME FLORIDA PARKING PASS
NATURE
Leaf-Eating Caterpillars Use Their Poop to Trick Plants
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
HE'S UP AND ABOUT
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Jeff Brown and Madeleine)
NOT BITTER AT ALL
WANT TO FEEL LIKE AN OLD FART WHO DOES NOT GET THESE KIDS TODAY?
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Engineer says new product allowed him to skip bathing for 12 years
(Thanks to Gary Schroder and Ron G.)
September 14, 2015
TOTALLY APPROPRIATE
HA, HA.
Builder has five day erection after necking 35 viagra pills 'for a laugh'
(Thanks to funny man)
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Scientists to revive 30,000-year-old giant 'monster' virus
(Thanks to many many people)
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GERMAN WORD FOR 'DOOR' IS 'TUR?'
Well unfortunately it is.
(Thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve" Pietrowicz)
OF COURSE, HE CAN'T USE IT EITHER
Hipster’s skinny jeans thwart would-be iPhone thieves
(Thanks to Madeleine)
CSI: BANGKOK
Thai police pull stolen diamond out of woman’s butt
(Thanks to Phil McAvity, K Sherlock, Rick Day, B'game, Kevin Smith, James Herron and Jan in Grimsby)
GUYS IN ACTION
Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate
(Thanks to Ron G. and Ken Fineberg)
September 13, 2015
TO THE BLOG FOLKS WHO BELONG TO THE TRIBE:
Happy new year.
ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES
Chest-height puking toilet in a nightclub bathroom
(Thanks to Rick Day and Al Barkafski)
IT WAS ASKING FOR IT
Seattle man jumped on, punched Lamborghini
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
AND THEY ALL HAVE DRIVERS' LICENSES
'WHO GOT PEED ON?'
Man urinated on passengers aboard JetBlue flight
(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Ron G.)
September 11, 2015
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Drunk Florida man kicked out of one bar, swims to another, gets arrested
A bicycle was also involved.
Autoplay.
(Thanks to K Sherlock)
JUST BE GRATEFUL IT'S NOT PARKED INSIDE THE STORE
I thought you might like this picture that I took at one of our local stores yesterday. You can't really see it but the car has Florida license plates. They ended up getting two tickets. One ticket was given because half of the car is in a no parking zone and the other ticket was because the other half of the car is in a handicapped parking space and they didn't have a handicapped plate or placard. I guess Florida drivers don't improve when they leave their state do they?
nursecindy
OUR FAIRLY BRIEF NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
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9/11
In Shanksville, Pa., a new memorial and visitors' center have opened, commemorating the people who, 14 years ago today, were on United Airlines Flight 93, and fought back against the hijackers. Here's a story I wrote about those heroes in 2002.
FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO BOTH THE WOMAN AND THE CAR
Caught On Video: Woman Bizarrely Abandons Car Before It Drifts Into Oncoming Traffic
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
BOLO
K-9 search underway for missing 100-pound tortoise
(Thanks to Barbara A)
FINE. JUST DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOUR COMMUNITY IS VAPORIZED.
MISS AMERICAN PAGEANT HIGHLIGHTS
1. Yes, they're still doing the Miss America Pageant.
2. "Miss Iowa continued racking up points"
3. "...pageant officials revealed they are bringing back the iconic theme song for the pageant, with the line 'There she is, Miss America.'"
4. "Thursday's talent competition featured an unusual science experiment by Miss Vermont Alayna Westcom, who donned protective goggles, mixed some chemicals and created a foamy eruption she calls 'elephant's toothpaste.'"
(Thanks to funny man)