FYI
The lies we tell are more convincing when we need to pee
(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)
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no sh!t ?
Posted by: ligirl | September 21, 2015 at 07:37 AM
(think "William Tell overture)
Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta go - go - go!
Gotta gooo!
Gotta go - go - go - go!
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 21, 2015 at 09:29 AM
The truth is like tomorrow,
It will rise again.
The lies we tell are more convincing,
when we need to pee.
- Dillon
Posted by: manual tomato | September 21, 2015 at 10:46 AM
I managed to sell someone the Brooklyn Bridge shortly after I'd drunk all the water below it.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 21, 2015 at 10:53 AM
orange juice yellow means possibly telling the truth.
Posted by: direretriever | September 21, 2015 at 02:06 PM
Thus explains the line at the courthouse water fountain.
Posted by: Bob | September 21, 2015 at 03:48 PM
This Limerick's No Lie
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Here’s a lesson from science ― the key
To a credible lie-telling spree:
A bladder that’s full
Leads to plausible bull.
Do your lying when desp’rate to pee.
Posted by: Madeleine Begun Kane | September 23, 2015 at 03:36 PM