CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Public Urinator used to tour with Tiny Tim
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | September 27, 2015 at 09:58 AM
At least there's a good chance he won't breed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2015 at 10:11 AM
Lighters are dangerous because many spiders ban jump farther than the flame of the lighter. That's why you should always carry fame flamethrower.
Posted by: Jimpy | September 27, 2015 at 11:06 AM
That was smart
Posted by: Theresa | September 27, 2015 at 11:07 AM
On the plus side, he might never again worry about being caught taking a leak on a Brooklyn street -- or taking a leak, period.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 27, 2015 at 11:32 AM
In an unrelated incident four hours earlier, Brooklyn cops arrested a 20-year-old man they said fired off several rounds outside a building on Manhattan Ave. in Williamsburg.
At 6 feet 9 inches tall, Robert Green was arrested after he nearly ran into cops responding to the 10:35 p.m. Friday shooting, cops said. No one was injured.
So that must mean that the perp didn't accidentally topple over and crush the normal-sized police???
Journalism can be a tricky field...
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2015 at 01:03 PM
Have you ever noticed..when dogs do it in public, it's called 'marking their territory', but when guys do it.
it's called 'indecent urination'?
I think we need more public restrooms.
Posted by: funny man | September 27, 2015 at 01:09 PM
I'm shocked, shocked...guns are illegal in NYC. But, stupidity is alive and in abundant supply. Maybe they should work on dumbass control.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2015 at 03:07 PM
I think it worked out better than it might have. The Public Urinator was trying to draw his weapon while being apprehended by the Police. Brandishing your firearm at that moment ALWAYS works out well. Maybe he figured he was going to be shot anyway.......
Posted by: 655321 | September 27, 2015 at 08:51 PM
Piss poor shot, buddy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2015 at 10:00 PM