BOTH SHE AND THE SPIDER WILL BE ISSUED FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Woman crashes car after spotting spider
(Thanks to Dan Barr, Ken Fineberg and Howard from Broward)
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A guy wouldn't have crashed the car because of a silly little spider. He'd have set fire to it.
Posted by: FredKey | September 22, 2015 at 10:59 AM
FredKey, hopefully the guy would have gotten his child out of the car first. Spiders don't bother me. However snakes and mice scare me to death. Still, I wouldn't have jumped out of a moving car to avoid one and I sure wouldn't have left my kid in the car. I would have simply stopped the car, gotten my child, and then set fire to the car while screaming bloody murder.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2015 at 12:03 PM
Only a spider -- my aunt totaled her car while trying to swat a bee. She would have been better off if she'd jumped out since she may not have needed that elbow replacement.
Posted by: coscolo | September 22, 2015 at 01:23 PM
A perfectly reasonable, if slightly understated, response, in my opinGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh, sorry, just saw the word 'spider' above and panicked.
Posted by: LisaP | September 22, 2015 at 02:40 PM
Didn't she know that spiders eat mosquitoes....the deadliest animal in history ?
Posted by: LeDud | September 22, 2015 at 07:04 PM