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September 24, 2015

AT LEAST HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

If David Ortiz wasn’t swinging a big stick at Fenway Park, the Red Sox slugger says he’d be a porn star.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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worked for kim kardashian - & she 'took it deep' without Ever hitting a home run


what ?

Being the Ambassador to Major League Baseball He is.

I think "Big Papi" should be glad he can play baseball.

Hey, where do you think he got the nickname?

i had always hoped the 'Big Unit' would reveal similar plans.

BSD.

From what I hear, if you are a porn star, you've got to do a little more than swing a big stick.

No much, but a little more.

Same old story, man claims to have a "Big Whopper", but on Investigation it turns out that he only has a "Quarter Pounder".

Lol, to be a porn star you would have to perform.

The curse of the tiny bambino

Considering all the 'roids and female hormomes that Papi has been rumored to have done, would he have been Ron Jeremy or Linda Lovelace?

Silly me ... I always thought Randy's nick name was the Big Eunuch. Which would explain why he's in baseball and not in adult movies.

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