AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A man arrested last night for stealing a spoon from a Walmart told Florida cops that he swiped the utensil because he “needed one to eat his Captain Crunch with.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir, you are free to go with this complementary bottle of milk.")

Comments

[funny man]

Maybe he's a cereal theif....

[Renee (the First)]

A gripping human drama, to be sure, but does it really rate an "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"? Or did Dave fall asleep on the keyboard?

[nursecindy]

What some men will do to keep from doing the dishes! On the other hand it is kind of hard to eat cereal with a fork.

[AndyV]

Even though Dave posted this, I think Judi should be fired since the intent here seems to be "complimentary" with an "i" rather than an "e".

[Alkali Bill]

That would be Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch to you,sir.