AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Man caught with pants down after burglarizing, defecating in bar
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Whatever sentence he gets should include cleaning and sanitizing the bar, because...damn. That is gross.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 19, 2015 at 11:08 AM
YARRRRR, he did a bit o' plunderin' and thought he was on the poop deck, matey.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 19, 2015 at 11:13 AM
Now he be buggering below decks.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 19, 2015 at 11:37 AM
Send him to the bilges and let him do his poopin' there, mateys!
Posted by: FredKey | September 19, 2015 at 11:45 AM
buckle yer swash, ya scurvy dog & swab the deck -
we got plenty o' bar stools & we won't be needin yars !
Posted by: ligirl | September 19, 2015 at 12:20 PM
Shiver me timbers! He was three sheets to the wind this son of a biscuit eater.
Posted by: Theresa | September 19, 2015 at 12:43 PM
Hope he also wasn't caught red handed.
Posted by: Clankie | September 19, 2015 at 01:42 PM
Arrrrrgh! I be agreeing with Jeff.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 19, 2015 at 02:01 PM
Robert Predmore responded to attacks by GOP rival Carly Fiorina by dismissing her as a serious candidate because of her looks. He has a history of horrible conduct toward women. If he doesn’t make it to the White House he can always be elected governor of Arkansas.
Sh*ts Ahoy!
Posted by: manual tomato | September 19, 2015 at 02:46 PM
In Norrrthern Wisconsin, this be how they announce closin' time.
Posted by: padraig | September 19, 2015 at 06:30 PM