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Man Arrested For Masturbating In Chip Aisle Of Uniontown Sheetz Store
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "This guy really loves chips!)
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Man Arrested For Masturbating In Chip Aisle Of Uniontown Sheetz Store
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "This guy really loves chips!)
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Where the hell is the EPA when you need them?
Posted by: funny man | August 26, 2015 at 12:15 PM
He thought the sign said Free to Lay.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 26, 2015 at 12:30 PM
like he could help it - he's 18 for crissake. back me up on this fellers.
Posted by: Mudstuffin in Klumbus | August 26, 2015 at 01:16 PM
I was just in a Sheetz store in West Mifflin PA last Saturday. I may have been in Monroeville. Their cities are VERY oddly shaped. I wondered what that smell was.....
Posted by: LeDud | August 26, 2015 at 02:41 PM
He was pounding his sPUD.
Posted by: Heywood | August 26, 2015 at 03:20 PM
Mudstuffin: You are correct. Seldom did more than three hours go by for me between, um, "sessions" when I was 18.
Posted by: Just Being Honest | August 26, 2015 at 03:21 PM
Name change:
Skeetz!!!!
Skettz, skeets, skeets!!!!
Posted by: Doug B | August 26, 2015 at 04:52 PM
I'd advise other customers to avoid the onion dip.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 26, 2015 at 09:25 PM
So he was in the Sheetz when the mood struck him?
Posted by: John Baur | August 27, 2015 at 07:20 AM