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August 11, 2015

TURN TO CHAPTER FOUR, VERSE 20

A Jonesville woman was arrested after deputies said she hid marijuana and tobacco in the binding of a Bible that she asked guards to give to an inmate at the Union County Detention Center.

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

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The Devil made her do it.

I see what you did there...

I think she's playing fast and loose with the "Seek and ye shall find" verse in the Bible.

It's much more fun to smuggle material in a Book of Mormon.

Take your Bibles out, brothers and sisters, and smoke 'em if you got em.

I knew a guy who had a Bible because the thin paper was ideal for rolling joints.

One toke over the line...

I'd guess she was so stoned that she thought she was the first person ever to think of such a clever place to hide some pot.

And the tobacco was in there because?

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