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August 26, 2015

SUNSHINE STATE MEDICAL PRACTITIONER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Related: Man Given Eight-Inch Bionic Penis After Losing Use Of Genitals In An Accident

(Thanks to many people)

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"We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Bigger, longer, more girth..."

Dave! You've solved the guy's problems...!!!!

First there was only one bionic wang, now there will be two????

Made by Ronco.

The victim's penis was so incredibly small, yet very swollen and the skin around the shaft had been removed and was raw.

"Besides the skin around the shaft, was anything else missing?"

"When I leave I'll let someone at the station know to bring a large tub of morphine."

She should have done a Frankentransplant using a Hebrew National hot dog...no added fillers...

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