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Slow-melting ice cream ingredient discovered by scientists
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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August 31, 2015
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
THIS LEECH FEEDS ON HIPPO RECTUMS
(Thanks to a person in the Mainstream Media, which as this person notes is ignoring this story)
THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Dung beetles use cues in the night sky to roll balls of poop in straight lines
(Thanks to Rick Day)
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO DRUGS, THE WAY WE DID?
Teens in Taiwan start social media trend with selfies wearing nothing but plastic shopping bags
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
HE CAN USE THE PHOTO ON HIS NEW FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Man takes "selfie" while driving, crashes into tree
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
CAT PERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DUDE AND DUDETTE
Oregon wedding features marijuana bar, budtender
Autoplay.
(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says “For better or . . . wait, what?")
TAKE THAT, WHIPPERSNAPPERS
WEARING 'FECES-INSPIRED HATS'
'TO PROMOTE FUEL CONSERVATION AND POSITIVE BODY IMAGE'
Naked, body-painted bicyclists ride through Philadelphia
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
CSI: LOWER SAUCON TOWNSHIP
YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS
Gang of 100 seagulls attacked me with poo, says Plymouth man
(Thanks to Ralph)
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS ROUNDUP
Russian in spaceman suit wins Air Guitar World Championship
(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Janice Gelb)
Miley Cyrus Bares Nipple on VMAs
(Thanks to The Perts)
This has been your Entertainment News Roundup.
HIGHER EDUCATION REPORT
Word Around Colorado School Of Mines Is Some Freshman Got His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle
(Thanks to Ralph)
This has been your Higher Education Report.
YES
Charlie Sheen Wants to Be Donald Trump's Running Mate
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
Hulk Hogan wants to be Donald Trump’s running mate
(Thanks to The Perts)
SCIENCE, DUDE
Marijuana Users Are Less Likely To Become Obese, New Journal Of Obesity Study Says
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
August 29, 2015
TEN O'CLOCK SCHOLAR
FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valrico woman says she robbed banks to pay for daughter's graduation party
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
CONSULTANT OF THE WEEK
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Consultant of the Week.
(Thanks to James in NC)
THIS BLOG IS FOR IT
THE NEWS FROM KANSAS
Big toilet in Lucas is running into a problem
This has been The News From Kansas.
(Thanks to Kevin Smith)
BOLO
Swordsman on the loose in Bellflower riverbed attack
(Thanks to klezmerphan)
DANG
California Man Was Not Actually Human-Alien Hybrid Sent to Save Humanity
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
August 28, 2015
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA
Man Busted After His Dog Tests Positive For Meth
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Man accused of hopping on cars naked; blames mushrooms
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
ERIKA UPDATE
This is not good.
(Thanks to Ralph)
THE NEWS FROM CANADA
Calgary air quality reading affected by spider in monitoring station
This has been The News From Canada.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
CHECK OUT THOSE CANTALOUPES, MATE
Aussie bar uses naked women as fruit platters, sparks outrage
(Thanks to Ron G. and West Coast Rod)
YEEPERS
Drone rudely interrupts man sunbathing on 200-foot-tall wind turbine
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Suzie Q. Wacvet)
FASHION ALERT
Fake sprouts growing out of your head is now a thing in Beijing
(Thanks to funny man)
Just don't let it go too far.
(Thanks to Dave D and Bill)
AW
Deputies interview a dozen girls named 'Destiny' to try and find cliff tagger
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, maryann, Ric Williams, Barry Nester, Gary Schroeder, Bill Hudgins and Michael Huber, who asks "What's up with all of these side dish assaults?)
August 27, 2015
FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
(Thanks to judi)
IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE EXCITING WITH WATERMELONS
FARTPHONES!
Finnish tech could let smartphones "see" gas
(Thanks to James in NC)
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE
(Thanks to coscolo)
MAYBE HE FORGOT HIS PIN
Thief Uses Dynamite To Break Into ATM
(Thanks to West Coast Rod)
FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
A German Robot Learned to Flip Pancakes from WikiHow
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.
'Evolutionary fitness' key in determining why some females more physically attractive than others
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
IT'S A JUNKOFF!
BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY
...we will not be drawing attention to the byline on this story.
(Thanks to, ahem, Peter Metrinko)
BRILLIANT
Selfie with rattlesnake turns out exactly like you think it would
(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks, Jon Harris and Ron G.)
DUDE
Buddie the marijuana mascot draws complaints from children's advocates
(Thanks to Sean in Akron, who says "Dude, where's my tights?")
AN EYEBROW RAZOR WAS INVOLVED
2 Women Arrested After Fight On JetBlue Flight At JFK Airport
(Thanks to Barry Nester, DaninDallas and Madeleine)
REALLY?
The Hurricane Katrina snowglobe.
(Thanks to bayou girl, who says "Stay classy, snowglobe people.")
August 26, 2015
BRILLIANT
EVEN THOUGH THE GUY SAYS HE 'AUTHORED' IT
A chicken sandwich cannot be copyrighted, court rules
(Thanks to Sam Sokol)
NO, THE ONE WE'RE MISSING IS GREEN
IS OUR HIGH SCHOOLS LEARNING?
WHY NOT LET ATHLETES DRINK IT?
U.S. and Russia Can't Even Agree on How to Handle Astronaut Pee
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)