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August 11, 2015


An Illinois man who was caught with a stolen vibrator stashed in his boxer shorts told police that he had no idea how the device got there

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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So the takeaway from this is...it's Obama's fault?

Who was he stealing this for? There's absolutely no way he could have a girlfriend.

Hypothetical Pondering:

"Officer, what's a G-spot?"

The police dropped the charges and returned the device,
but told him he could no longer go to the sex shoppe.

They figured anyone that dumb....

"Is that a 48-dollar Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

This is totally bogus. You can get the Euphoria G-spot vibrator on Amazon for $16.80. Cheaper than that if you buy it used.

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