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August 24, 2015


Dozens of witnesses see the Antichrist hovering over Los Angeles

(Thanks to funny man)


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I'd say it's an Imperial Stormtrooper.

Coming soon, "Top 10 reasons why the AntiChrist will show up in LA."


okay, I'll take a "stab" at it...

10. He has a date with Miley.
9 He wanted to "freak out" George Lucas.
8. It was a promo for "Real Demons and the Valley Girls".
7. He had a gig as a traffic reporter for Faux news.
6. Looking for his "statue", his GPS miscalculated.
5. He was invited to guest host "The Price Is Right"
4. His agent had him booked for a book signing and he forgot the address.
3. His dad was busy advising the Presidential contenders.
2. He wanted to straddle the real Nicki Minaj...
1. Because someone told him to go to Hades...

Dozens of people from Washington state, San Francisco and Boston have recently moved into the area. The people of L.A. would have opened fire immediately then a slow speed chase involving a a white Bronco and guy who looks a *hell* of a lot Justin Bieber would have ensued.

It looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to me. I wondered what he'd been up to since Ghost Busters.

No No No. According to the Bible, the anti-christ will be a billionaire businessman with a bad comb-over.

Well, Jerry Brown is the Guv.

Hey, no worries, folks...the Redeemer has been spotted in that bloke's cocktail cabinet, so all is well...

Why wouldn't he go to LA? Most of his work is done there already.

Anyone who has ever tried to drive on a freeway at rush hour knows that Hell on Earth started with LA's 110 freeway. It was, at the time, the first "freeway" in the US, built in 1938. It had 3 lanes! I believe that it still does in some spots. And some of the on/offramps are literally less than two car lengths long. Top speed at the time it was built was a little over 35 mph. Today, you're lucky if you can go half that fast!

WTF?! 65% of the people who read that article believe that the anti-crust is coming. No wonder Donald Dump is leading in the republican polls.

It's the Light Mark, the symbol of Voldemort's new-agey little brother, Skippy.

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