HE CAN USE THE PHOTO ON HIS NEW FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Man takes "selfie" while driving, crashes into tree
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
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Are we sure it was Jordan Toner? Maybe they left an "S" off his name.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2015 at 09:25 AM
Seven people in a truck and the driver leaned in to join the selfie. Ages 28-35 years old; looking at the names, they're related.
Good one, Jeff.
Posted by: MOTW | August 31, 2015 at 09:30 AM
Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up
Posted by: JG | August 31, 2015 at 09:50 AM
They used a lot of Toners.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | August 31, 2015 at 09:51 AM
facebook crash ?
Posted by: ligirl | August 31, 2015 at 10:51 AM
Up next on SYFY "Steel-cage Death-match Selfies".
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 31, 2015 at 11:41 AM
If you get divorced in Maine you are still legally brother and sister.
Posted by: poker | August 31, 2015 at 02:30 PM
"Hold this while I Take A SELFIE"...
[HANDS ______ TO PASSSENGER]
(FILL IN THE BLANK)
bonus points if you guessed beer or the steering wheel...
Posted by: funny man | August 31, 2015 at 03:30 PM
I once went up in a small plane with a guy from a building company, whose job it was to fly over their projects and take pics from above. So we get above the 1st site and he leans the plane 30* to his side and takes both hands off the controls to shoot pics and says Let Me Know If WE Start To Aim Close To The Ground....
Posted by: billb | August 31, 2015 at 09:53 PM