'HE BRINGS ME FLOWERS AND MUSHROOMS'
Washington Woman Claims To Be In An Intimate Relationship With Bigfoot
(Thanks to Pat McG)
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“That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned steamy. I don’t know if he started it or I did. He did me from behind and I’ve got to admit – it felt kinda great!”
50 SHADES fan fiction strikes again.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2015 at 09:48 AM
Sounds like someone already brought you some mushrooms, lady.
Then again, you know what they say about big feet...
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 21, 2015 at 09:54 AM
The former marijuana farmer...
and
So capitalizing on my boyfriend's fame is the only plan I have to make money. I might start by selling my story as a TV movie for The Hallmark Channel.
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 21, 2015 at 09:56 AM
That lying piece of scum told me I was his only true love.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 21, 2015 at 10:49 AM
SNATCHSQUATCH ?
Posted by: ligirl | August 21, 2015 at 10:53 AM
Nancy Hoggert, meet the Obama Administration's chief architect behind the Nuclear Arms deal with Iran.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 21, 2015 at 10:59 AM
Daily Digest not your average news
Agreed
A bizarre story of either cryptozoological inter-species love
or intense mental illness.
I vote for the latter.
I expect to hear this on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me this week. I am
fully convinced that Peter Sagal and Bill Kurtis read this blog.
Posted by: MOTW | August 21, 2015 at 11:39 AM
When she spotted his huge erection it officially became a Sascrotch sighting.
Posted by: Heywood | August 21, 2015 at 12:28 PM
"Hey man.. Remember the time you dressed up like Bigfoot to steal some of that crazy lady's weed?? And you ended up boning her?? 'Member? That was friggin awesome.."
Posted by: Sean In Akron | August 21, 2015 at 04:02 PM
Will there be little bigfoots, or little littlefoots, or baby squatch soon?
I'll send a bandana or a banana....
Posted by: funny man | August 21, 2015 at 06:22 PM
Major *snork* at Sean In Akron.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 21, 2015 at 11:16 PM